Home to moderate biodiversity due to an environment conducive to diverse types of life. Average annual temperature of about 9.3☌. Biome is home to bogs and swamps, but overall is quite temperate. Handy guide to distinguishing Dark Elves from Alfheim’s: the Svartalfheim elves ones tend to be much, much stabbier. Listed in order of quality of life, here is your cheat sheet for the realms-the vibe and inhabitants of each, what they’d be like to visit-and the skinny on our new landlords right here on Earth. But don’t judge too quickly! Who knows, maybe you got the ultra-capitalist Angels, and as long and you’re on time with the rent, that can’t be all that bad. And sure, they may be a Frost Giant or a Minotaur energy executive or a screaming fire-insect or a vicious Dark Elf whose violent nature is a little extreme even for the most bellicose nation in the cosmos. Well, it’s old Midgardian wisdom that it's always important to be on good terms with the landlord. So what’s the big deal with all these realms anyway? What’s so nice about Midgard? Now that we’ve been crushed by the might of Malekith and they’ve divvied up the spoils, who's really scored what? And why does it matter? This is, generally speaking, not great for Midgardian inhabitants, society, or property values. That's right: Malekith and the combined legions of Jotunheim’s Frost Giants, Svartalfheim’s Dark Elves, Niffleheim’s dishonored dead, Muspelheim’s armies of fire, the Roxxon Corporation, the realm-less Trolls, and (in a shocking heel-turn) the Angelic hoard of Heven now own Midgard.
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